WE'LCOME TO JOHN'S AWESOME WEBSITE, I WORK AT MERCHANTSOFT (All nerds expect me "LOL") I LIKE EXPLOSIONS AND SUCH.

HER'ES ME DRIVING A TANK TO YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE BWL

Y2K IS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!1:

HEY ZOMBIE BLOOD, YOUR LOOKING AT THIS, STOP BEING BULLIED AND START DOING SOMETHING!!!!11

Here's WHY:

• MERCHANSOFT PRODUCT SUCKS ASS AND ARE PROGAMED BAD
• ZOMBIE BLOOD IS TO BUSY BEING BULLIED BY TWITCH TO GIVE A SHIT
• TWITCH CHAT IS TO BUSY BULLYING ZOMBIE BLOOD TO GIVE A SHIT

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