A man, who's name is uknown, last friday ate an onion from a dumpster near sector 7, and is now on a rampage with a sword and knight armor. Police were dispatched to the scence 5 hours after he started choping up fruits at the local farmers market. after they tried to shoot him, the bullets somehow bounced off his armor, inraged, the man charged at the officers, Repeatedly kicking him the testicles. The other escaped, and was quoted saying (the fuck just happeneded???) The ZCPD has commented on the tragedy, on thier : website they said: This was horrible, unneaded tragedy. we currently trying to detain the man, this did not stop the man though. its been 9 days, and he still hasn't been detained, he is still fighting. Scitenest are baffled at how he keeps on going. People who have seen him go on his rampage,have reported hearing what is believed to be dark souls music, believed to send down by god himself, enjoying the show.
